Go away! My poor driveway has creeks again and the pond....well we won't even go there. I went there yesterday early afternoon and cleared the cage around the pipe but, alas, will have to do it again when it STOPS RAINING!! The only good thing I get out of my excursions down to the pond is exercise. And forget any veggies or fruit. It's rained so much that everything is just rotting instead of ripening. I did notice a few figs yesterday and, if the weather would cooperate, might get to pick some before they rot or the birds or squirrels, ants, etc. get them. Sigh.
Okay, on a funnier note please remember: Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.