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Monday, May 22, 2017

A little humor

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.  The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery  and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the water slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of  God's creatures.  So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church.  Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy.  They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church.  Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue;  they took the first squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven't seen a squirrel since!

Hope you enjoyed.


Hermit's Baby Sis said...

Good chuckle for a rainy Monday morning, Momlady - thanks.
Upper 90s this past week here, too, so I think we're in for a heck of a Summer!

HermitJim said...

Now that gave me a chuckle! Very good!

Momlady said...

Glad you enjoyed it Baby Sis. Humor is necessary in these times. Thanks for coming by.
HJ we all need humor now and then otherwise life would be gloomy indeed. Thanks for stopping by.